Unzipping Mitt

 

     The rich really are different than the rest of us. Ann Romney, the one with the two Cadillacs and the car elevator, declared that "We better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out." She was trying to explain why her husband is so stiff and why most Republicans who voted in the primaries voted against him. I don’t know what will happen if we unzip Mitt, but I would like to think that when I unzip myself I do not let out Mitt Romney’s alter ego.

4/10/12